I just heard that this week’s Mega Millions lottery is up to 1.6 billion dollars! This got me thinking about what I would buy if I won the lottery. After doing a bit of math, I realized that with 1 billion dollars I could purchase 200 million bacon scented squeaky balls! I’d never run out […]
My kitty cousins, Koloa and DeNiro, sent me this thought provoking article from Higher Perspective on how cats protect homes. Yep, you read that right. The fine folks at Higher Perspective actually wrote an article praising them as guard cats! But it’s not what you think. Whereas dogs work tirelessly protecting our homes from real […]
Well this is embarassing. It appears that despite being a renowned Dog Ufologist, I let my guard down and got abducted by a UFO again! Yesterday started like any other day. While Mom headed off for a walk with Asa, I patiently waited for Dad. I’m happy to report that Dad is getting back to […]
Rock star Asa is at it again. This time he surprised fans at a local pet supply store by performing right there in the middle of the aisle his new song, “Nothin’ But A New Toy.” Once again I give my sincerest apologies to fans of the original song by Poison, “Nothin’ But A Good […]
Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of terror from 2016 describing my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when I heard the sound. I didn’t pay […]
It all started with an uneasy feeling. Something was going on that Mom and Dad were keeping a secret from me. But what was it? Then the day came. Dad had surgery! My fearless pack leader was injured and couldn’t perform our daily routine. Now I could have made a fuss about how selfish he […]
Ok, don’t panic. But Asa may have been bitten by a radioactive spider and now has super powers. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it’s the only logical explanation as to why he is glowing. It all started when we were recently at a farm picking pumpkins. Asa wandered off to make friends with a […]
An ice age puppy mummy has been found in the Canadian frozen tundra! This astonishingly well-preserved wolf pup was found by gold miners near Dawson City in the Yukon. Initially thought to be a dog, due to it’s easily recognizable paws, tail and canine features, scientists soon realized it was an estimated eight week old wolf […]
Guess what? Just like Golden Retrievers come in a wide spectrum of color from light to dark, so does honey! Bees make honey by gathering nectar from flowers. However, between spring and autumn the types of flowers differ. Thus producing a variety of colors ranging from nearly colorless to dark brown depending on what is […]
A Skunk, a Porcupine, and a Bear walked into my yard one day. I wish this was the start of one of Asa’s bad jokes, but sadly it isn’t! We were only gone for a week, but during that time some rather unsavory neighbors moved in too close to home. Thankfully we haven’t been formally […]
