The criminal investigation into the breaking and entering of our Honeybee hives all started innocently enough a week ago. One morning we noticed the mite boards on our beehives were pushed out. Dad thought it was just the wind, because the night before was very blustery. Mom worried the Wolf Spider had something to do […]
Adolescent Asa is eighteen months old! To celebrate this milestone once again he is singing his version of a classic rock anthem. This time he has changed the words to “I’m Eighteen” by Alice Cooper. To be honest, I’m getting use to Asa singing the wrong words. I just wish he’d wash off that ridiculous […]
Out there a fierce predator is lurking, and Mom won’t let us leave the house. This predator is known for being a “robust and agile hunter with excellent eyesight.” But he is more than a mere hunter, he is a Wolf…Spider! As you no doubt already know, Wolves come in all shapes and sizes. I’m […]
We got sprayed! Oh it is awful! We’ll never get that smell out! What do you mean skunks are bad, use tomato juice? It wasn’t a skunk. It was a cat! What?! No! It wasn’t us that got sprayed! It was Dad’s car! Seriously, did you really think we’d let a cat spray us? Dad […]
It is my responsibility to homeschool my little brother, and I have to admit I’ve been terribly negligent in his education in recent months. Luckily for me though, our pet Honeybees are a perfect learning opportunity! Lesson One: Nutrition! After enjoying a big bowl of kibble, Asa asked what do our Bees eat. Prepared for just […]
We played with Foxy Mama this morning! There we were plodding along on neighborhood patrol when standing in the road, blocking our way home, was Foxy Mama. She looked almost as surprised by us, as we were to see her. At first Asa mistook her for a cat, and wanted to play with her. But […]
A year ago I heard rumors about a place where Golden Retrievers of all ages could run and play at an event dedicated to them. I thought for sure it was an urban legend. Something parents tell their dogs to make them behave. As time progressed I was confident it was only a dream. How […]
Sometimes I forget Asa’s still little. Physically he’s as big as me, and mentally his adolescent outbursts are daunting. But every once in awhile Asa reminds me that the world is still filled with awe and wonder. Over the winter Dad grew a beard, but with summer just around the corner it was time to […]
Asa here. For over a year now Chuck Billy has ben accusing me of being a Zombie Puppy. Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not. However, his most recent accusation last week inspired me to do some digging of my own into Chuck Billy’s background, after all May is Zombie Awareness Month. Little did I realize […]
Don’t panic, but Aliens have invaded Maine! A UFO was seen landing in Maine in the wee hours of the morning yesterday. Now I know what you naysayers are thinking, “Chuck Billy is overreacting again.” But this time I have proof from a reliable source. Even more reliable than celebrities, politicians, and a stuffed dog […]