While Chuck Billy is off pouting because he is jealous, let me tell you about my awesome morning at the veterinarian’s office! Would you believe it has been a whole year since I’ve been there? This place is awesome! Just the smells coming from doormat alone is enough to make me giddy. One whiff and […]
Adolescent Asa has reached an all time low. He somehow got a hold of an old article from GQ on pick up lines, and was inspired to try out some of his own. How embarrassing! Would you believe he actually thought these pick up lines would impress girls? Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been […]
These are the times that try dogs’ souls – Mud Season. Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Mud Season! Nothing compares to the scent of freshly made mud from melting snow, and rolling in it brings a sense of pleasure that is beyond description. However, Mom and Dad don’t share these sentiments, and Mud […]
It isn’t an urban myth! Leap Day does exist! The day the Four Paws on the Floor Rule does not apply! Oh sure I have foggy memories of it when it last occurred in 2012. But I was still in the whelping box and focused on mastering bigger issues like walking on my wobbly legs. […]
It’s official. My little brother is a teenager. Ever since Asa heard the classic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” by Twisted Sister, he has been barking it at the top of his lungs. But once again he is a delinquent without a clue, because he misheard the lyrics and thinks the song is literally about […]
How many times have we silently stood by and watched our owners meticulously brush their teeth, while our teeth felt fuzzy? Or what about when we try to kiss our owners, only to have our affections thwarted with an exclamation of “ewwww dog breath!” These crimes against dog dental hygiene must stop! We need to […]
Who knew complete happiness could be found in the form of a cake? Not just any cake. A peanut butter banana dog friendly birthday cake. Mind Blown! Yesterday we celebrated my birthday. Yes, I know I turned 4 years old weeks ago, but I waited to share my party with my human Grandpa and Aunt, […]
Hey Humans, we need to have a little chat. We couldn’t help but notice when out and about this winter that not all people are picking up their dog’s poop. I thought we had a good thing going? Dogs would make these magical gifts, and you would proudly carry them in colorful little bags along […]
Dad, our pack leader, has the flu! But don’t panic. As his second in command I am prepared to lead our pack and formulated a plan for the day. First off – Breakfast! Now since I am pack leader, I feel I should have a similar breakfast to what Dad normally enjoys. Therefore, I would […]
Today we bring to you rare footage of the Dance of the Golden Wolves, taken while on a recent hike at Alewives Woods Preserve. It isn’t often that Humans are fortunate enough to witness Golden Wolves in their natural habitat. Even fewer are privileged to witness their primordial dance. Note the intricate choreography with each […]
