Uh oh, looks like Asa spontaneously combusted. Last time I saw him he was happily playing in the living room, and now all that is left are clumps of his fur everywhere. I really shouldn’t be surprised by this. Every year millions of puppies spontaneously combust, but no one ever talks about it. After all, […]
Recently Grandma was telling me all about the benefits of the yoga classes that she and Grandpa take. Apparently when you age you lose flexibility and balance. Well this got me thinking, what if I’m not as bendy as I once was? So to my puppy photo album I went, and much to my horror […]
I bet you’re wondering why I’m hanging out in Asa’s crate today. It is because my disgusting little brother struck again. You see during the night he had an upset tummy while in his crate. At first I thought nothing of it, because after all he was safely locked in with it. What harm could […]
If you’re reading this, can you please let me know if it is ok to come out of my bunker? Yesterday on the evening news I saw that they were predicting a Blood Red Moon for last night. To be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole story. As soon as the anchorman said the […]
Yesterday Mom wrote about the upcoming Green Mountain Iron Dog Competition. But what she didn’t mention is that my brother Lemmy was an Iron Dog Champion! In 2008 he participated in the Working Dog Foundation’s Iron Dog. To this day we are still proud of what my goofy big brother accomplished that day. The following […]
A couple weeks ago we attended Dog Daze II Dock Diving competition in Kittery. What an amazing sport! It combines everything that we love! There’s running, jumping, fetching, and swimming! It is the ultimate sport for Golden Retrievers! But as usual, Mom and Dad crushed our dreams. Would you believe they forced us to sit […]
My silly little brother would like to share with you today his major “discovery.” So without further ado, here’s Asa: Recently on my evening walk I made a huge discovery – tennis balls grow on trees! We were visiting a neighbor when my eyes locked on this awesome tree growing in the far corner of […]
The following is a public service announcement from Chuck Billy and Asa: We’d like to talk with you today about a serious topic – Retrieving. Many people inaccurately assume that just because we are Golden Retrievers we can retrieve. However, that cannot be further from the truth! Eye / mouth coordination is a skill not […]
I found a way to scare my little brother, Asa! Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Despite being well past the teething stage, Zombie Puppy still can’t resist chomping down on me. What if I totally scare the little guy into thinking he really did turn me into a Zombie Dog?! I stumbled upon this unattended basket […]
Back in the Spring Dad planted a box garden. Well as predicted by me, it didn’t grow any boxes. But shockingly he did grow magic beans! I had joked about that, but who knew it would actually happen? The green beans he planted turned into huge flowers that tower over my head. Mom says that […]
