Asa here. For years I’ve been falsely accused, but out of respect to the perpetrator I never defended my good name. However, thanks to Chuck Billy’s carelessness and Mom’s insomnia, the truth has finally come out. It all began a few nights ago, when Chuck Billy and I were invited to sleep in Mom and […]
Mom, I can explain! I know this looks like I’m bullying Asa, but looks can be deceiving! I have an absolutely credible reason for what you just saw. Ummm, let’s see, I was watching Star Trek with Dad and wanted to see if that Vulcan Mind Meld trick really works! You always say Asa and […]
Asa, I’m sorry I killed your toy, Mr. Alligator. But must you be so overly dramatic and sing a song about him? He’s not even dead really, just a lot thinner without all the fluff inside of him. Pretend he just went on some extreme diet. If anything you should be thanking me for teaching […]
What kind of a big brother would I be if I didn’t share embarrassing home movies of Asa from time to time? Let’s face it, Asa was an annoying ball of fluff when he was a puppy! At the time I found his lack of personal space and constant need for negative attention very irritating. […]
Yesterday, March 27th, marked the four year anniversary of me coming to live with Mom, Dad and Lemmy. I can still vividly remember my excitement when I left the whelping box, and started on that long car ride home to meet my new big brother. I dreamed of this moment! But as with all things, […]
The following is a public service announcement from Chuck Billy and Asa: We’d like to talk with you today about a serious topic – Retrieving. Many people inaccurately assume that just because we are Golden Retrievers we can retrieve. However, that cannot be further from the truth! Eye / mouth coordination is a skill not […]
Uh oh, it looks like Asa had a disagreement with his Imaginary Friend again. I just don’t understand why those two can’t get along? But every day it is the same thing. Asa will be happily playing in the living room, then he will notice his Imaginary Friend who likes to hang out in the […]
Asa saved my life! But don’t tell him that! Yesterday I was enjoying the New Hampshire SPCA’s Paws Walk, an event I look forward to attending each year. Everything was as expected at first: dogs as far as the eye could see, new best friends handing out frisbees, and the tantalizing smell of treats wafting […]
At last there is peace in my kingdom! Dad built a puppy playpen for Asa! Oh sure he’s calling it a “box garden.” But only a naive puppy would fall for a silly excuse like that. Box garden – HA! Growing boxes is the most foolish thing I ever heard of, especially considering we have […]
I stand corrected. Asa is not a Yeti. Nor is he a Zombie. Asa is in fact just a Bully! It started with a nip here and the occasional stolen toy there. Then it escalated to my complete loss of personal space and inability to call anything my own. Ok I admit it, I’m being […]
