For years now, I have been sharing my fascinating theories as a renowned Dog Ufologist. Many have wondered what started my meteoric rise to fame. Well it all began when I was just a puppy with the Mayan Apocalypse. For you see, my older brother, angel Lemmy, firmly believed that the Mayan prophecy was correct […]
Attention everyone! Today starts the countdown to my 10th birthday on Sunday! Ok, if I was thinking I would have started the countdown earlier, so it would be 10 days. But I’m a dog, and math really isn’t my strong point. Regardless, all this week I’m going to share posts all about me! From sweet […]
Last week Chuck Billy wrote a rather mean-spirited post making fun of my need to remind myself left paw, right paw, while walking on ice. Thankfully the ice on the road has melted, but we are facing another bitter blast of arctic cold this weekend. Now that I no longer have to worry about slipping, […]
Asa here. Recently I had my biannual eye appointment to monitor for Golden Retriever Pigmentary Uveitis. I have fluid filled cysts in my eyes which are common in Golden Retrievers. These cysts typically do not adversely affect vision, but this does mean that I could develop Golden Retriever Pigmentary Uveitis, which is controllable if caught […]
Asa here. For years I’ve been falsely accused, but out of respect to the perpetrator I never defended my good name. However, thanks to Chuck Billy’s carelessness and Mom’s insomnia, the truth has finally come out. It all began a few nights ago, when Chuck Billy and I were invited to sleep in Mom and […]
Mother Nature, why didn’t you tell me yesterday’s storm was a lottery? I only learned about it when I turned on the local news and heard the meteorologist announce that north of us in Maine won the “Snow Jackpot!” Had you told me, I would have played that lottery. Although not being much of a […]
Over the years I’ve mentioned my kitty cousins once or twice. Ok, I’ve mentioned them a lot, especially considering I’ve never actually met them because they hide when I visit. For years I was led to believe that there were only cats on my Babci and Pepere’s side of the family. Well you can’t begin […]
The Unidentified Floating Object has landed again in Maine! I first reported about this mysterious ice disk appearing in the Presumpscot River in Westbrook, Maine in 2019. Well now it is back almost 3 years to the day! Local meteorologists would like you to believe that this Unidentified Floating Object is simply a natural phenomenon […]
Asa here. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Right paw. Can’t talk now. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Right paw. Must concentrate. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Right paw. Road icy. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Right paw. Might slip. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Right paw. Oh hello leaf! *slips* […]
Mother Nature, I know we’re all nostalgic for the “good old days,” before the pandemic. However, bringing back below freezing temperatures not felt here in Maine since 2018, is not helping. No one wants to relive these bone chilling temperatures, with this morning’s subzero windchill making it “feel like” between -20 to -35ºF in Maine. […]
