For the record, I was NOT afraid. I was simply conducting a drill should this had been an actual emergency, which it was NOT. It was just a drill. This needs to be understood before proceeding with my recounting of how events unfolded here last week. I repeat, I was not afraid. I was never […]
Asa has been waiting for this day all year – National Tell a Joke Day! Now although joke is singular, he couldn’t limited himself to just one. Therefore I feel obligated to warn you that the following blog post by Asa will contain bad puns, dad jokes, and yes even a knock knock joke. Consider […]
This is DJ Asa bringing you my classic summer hit parody to get you through the dog days of summer! So come with me where there are tropical breezes, delicious treats, and lost loves in Peanutbutterville, sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville.” Nibblin’ on dog treats, Readin’ my friends’ tweets, All about their […]
I have a real whodunit on my paws, that has even I, the great Detective Chuck Billy, baffled. I can’t even come up with a motive! Therefore today I am sharing the details of this open investigation with the public, to see if you can help solve the Case of the Severed Shedding Suet in […]
Today is International Wolf Day! A global celebration to honor and raise awareness about the ecological importance of wolves. As we ease ourselves back into our routine after taking medical leave, please join us in this walk down memory lane, with this post from our archives regarding the “elusive” sea wolf. Spoiler alert: they are […]
Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is B-Boy Chuck Waggin’, and this is my brother B-Boy Sugar Winkx! I bet you’re wondering about our new alter egos. For the past week while Mom, Asa and I recovered from various medical issues, we had a lot of time on our paws to watch the Olympics. […]
I want to begin by stating I’m alright, Asa is alright, and Mom will be alright! But we’ll be taking some time off as we heal and rest from each needing to wear a cone. As mentioned in yesterday’s Golden Games social media post, I’m wearing a cone due to a small hot spot. The […]
This weekend Metallica will be taking their M72 World Tour to New England. Did my manager, Chuck Billy, arrange for an invitation from the band for me to join them on stage? No! Chuck Billy didn’t even get me a single show ticket! Such a pity because I worked really hard to write my first […]
Alright, some folks may have accused me of overreacting to those ginormous green caterpillars found in our garden yesterday. Oh sure the fact they can turn into moths may sound like no big deal to most, but I know first hand what happens if they team up! Let me remind you of the time our […]
I’m sure you’re wondering why on this beautiful, sunny, summer day, Asa and I are hanging out safe in my UFO bunker. Well at this very moment in our backyard, little green men… Asa: Or women, we’re really not sure. So let’s call them little green friends… Chuck Billy: Little green aliens have descended on […]
