This weekend Metallica will be taking their M72 World Tour to New England. Did my manager, Chuck Billy, arrange for an invitation from the band for me to join them on stage? No! Chuck Billy didn’t even get me a single show ticket! Such a pity because I worked really hard to write my first […]
Alright, some folks may have accused me of overreacting to those ginormous green caterpillars found in our garden yesterday. Oh sure the fact they can turn into moths may sound like no big deal to most, but I know first hand what happens if they team up! Let me remind you of the time our […]
I’m sure you’re wondering why on this beautiful, sunny, summer day, Asa and I are hanging out safe in my UFO bunker. Well at this very moment in our backyard, little green men… Asa: Or women, we’re really not sure. So let’s call them little green friends… Chuck Billy: Little green aliens have descended on […]
Today is National Dog Photography Day! A day that encourages dogs, photography enthusiasts, and all dog lovers to post as many photos of their dogs, guilt-free. However, Asa and I do admit there are times we do feel a little guilty when it comes to posing. Truth be told, we don’t always share the same […]
As you all know, Asa is obsessed with Christmas. So although it makes no sense to me, to be celebrating it on July 25th, Asa has somehow been convinced by the marketing team on the Hallmark Channel that Christmas in July is a legit holiday. Therefore, he insisted that today we share his July parody […]
Wild blueberry season has arrived in Maine! Whether you mix them in with your kibble, eat them as a snack, or use them in a favorite treat recipe, now is the time to enjoy these nutritious powerhouse berries. Filled with vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, blueberries are a perfect low calorie treat for dogs. In fact, […]
Last week I was assigned light duty, because my patrol partner, Asa, also known as Bowling Ball, crashed into me. While I recovered from a slight limp, I had no choice but to allow him to carry on neighborhood patrol without me. Rarely anything happens on our daily patrols, so I thought what’s the worst […]
In recent months, some of my friends have welcomed puppies into their homes, and with that comes what I like to call “Invisible Dog Syndrome.” Suddenly, older dogs find themselves going from being the center of attention, to feeling like they are invisible. Dogs, this is by no means your fault! Therefore today I am […]
Asa here. I have to admit I wasn’t always paying attention on Chuck Billy’s quest for the Berkshires’ Bigfoot. Blame it on his incessant rambling about paranormal theories. Or perhaps it was because it was “Merry Movie Week” on the Hallmark Channel? Regardless my mind started wandering and I found myself writing my own Hallmark […]
There we were, getting ready to host our biggest party to date. We had members of our family coming from the north, south and even internationally. In fact, it would be the first time that three generations of our Dutch relatives, and both sides of our immediate family, would all be under one roof. Even […]
