I got barked at…by Humans! No seriously, they barked at me like I was a Squirrel! I was enjoying a relaxing Sunday afternoon on my front lawn, while Mom searched the garden to see if any of the critters left her a strawberry or two. That’s when I heard in the distance someone yell, “Pothole,” […]
Leave it to Asa to accomplish something that Lemmy and I never did. Asa met his biological father, Daddy Spenser, at the New England Golden Jubilee. Now I’ve never had the pleasure to meet my father, Daddy Eclipse, face to face. However, I’m lucky that I can keep in touch with him through social media. […]
Once again Mom and Dad are adhering to their “do as I say, not as a I do” rule. Who are they to tell me what I cannot eat when they blatantly consume those exact foods in front of me! Case in point, last night they took Asa and I along when they went to […]
I’ve been patrolling this neighborhood every morning for five years now, and I thought for certain that I’ve seen everything. Yet this morning I was reminded the world is still full of surprises! Our walk started out natural enough. Perhaps a bit too natural for some people’s sensibilities. I pooped. Since we only made it […]
The pages of history are filled with the names of great explorers who risked their lives on quests to discover the unknown corners of the world. Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson, Lewis and Clark, are just a few of the names that come to mind. But until now one explorer’s name has been glaringly absent from […]
Asa here. Can you keep a secret from Chuck Billy? No seriously, can you? You see I have a good thing going here and I don’t want him to spoil it. I guess I can trust you with my secret. Once a week Chuck Billy makes a big deal about going to the dump with […]
Mom and Dad are strong believers in safety, and like to be proactive in the event of an emergency. However, there was one glaring oversight, our car. For years Dad has been on a mission to find us the perfect travel crate, but none measured up to his safety standards in the event of an […]
It all started innocently enough. Mom looked bored, so Asa and I decided to give her something to do by making a bit of a mess in the kitchen and living room. Little did we realize that would trigger Mom’s annual spring cleaning frenzy! Usually she does it earlier in the season, so we thought […]
I will walk 3,000 miles…No seriously, I will! At least according to Dad’s math I will. While on a neighborhood walk the other day the sole of Dad’s sneaker completely came off. We were of course at the farthest point away from our home when it happened. Oh and I should mention it was raining […]
Forget the Zombie Apocalypse, my Honey Bees are battling the Ant Apocalypse! I’ve prepared them for Bear attacks. I’ve protected them from Mice. But somehow the smallest invaders have stormed my apiary kingdom! Ok, I may have been a bit distracted lately by my adventures, not to mention all the rain we’ve had lately, so […]
