Asa, I’m sorry I killed your toy, Mr. Alligator. But must you be so overly dramatic and sing a song about him? He’s not even dead really, just a lot thinner without all the fluff inside of him. Pretend he just went on some extreme diet. If anything you should be thanking me for teaching […]
It has come to our attention that last Friday was Employee Appreciation Day. So Asa and I thought we’d take this opportunity to remind Mom and Dad to appreciate the variety of employee benefits we give them each and every day by taking care of us. Health Care: As our employees, the biggest benefit Asa and […]
Thanks to an inquisitive Guinea Pig, I solved the mystery of why Dire Wolves are extinct! It all began when our new little friend, Pyewacket, emailed and asked a simple question, that had an obvious answer. However, it was Asa’s surprising response that gave me insight into the mind of the Dire Wolf. After further scientific observation, […]
Great news! My Honey Bees made it through the winter! Ok, so we still have a few weeks to go, but during this recent tease of warm weather they proved to be taking care of business…potty business. I never realized how similar Bees are to Dogs. Unlike Humans and Cats who are disgusting and have […]
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, please be seated. Asa will now present his defense. Please keep in mind you will need to decide, “does the punishment fit the crime?” Asa: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, whoever said “No good deed goes unpunished” was absolutely correct. Mom, Dad and Chuck Billy are falsely accusing […]
Exactly one year ago today I started the Yuck Mouth Revolution by urging my fellow dogs to stand up for their dental hygiene rights! Ok, so it wasn’t a revolution per se, because there weren’t any rallies, catchy slogans, or even celebrity endorsements. But I still think it is a good idea. So today I […]
Chuck Billy has all the luck! Day in and day out we go on neighborhood patrol and nothing happens. Then suddenly I’m sidelined for an injury and he has all sorts of adventures on his walk without me! Even more upsetting is Chuck Billy doesn’t even appreciate it! It all started a couple days ago […]
This past weekend we had the prefect conditions for a dog friendly winter hike: fresh packed snow, no ice, and temperatures hovering between the mid-40s to 50s. But did we go out and enjoy all that a Maine winter wonderland has to offer? Nope! And it’s all Asa’s fault! My little brother is on forced […]
Mom and Dad are known for leaving elaborate directions for our dog sitters. However, nothing compares to Abraham Lincoln who not only left specific instructions, he gave his dog sitters a sofa for the comfort of his for his beloved pup! In honor of Presidents’ Day, I’d like to share with you the story of […]
Thank you Bear for coming to Mom’s rescue! No, not my cousin Bear, but my new neighborhood Bear. We’d like to thank our new neighbor Bear and his Dad for their random act of kindness on Monday. As you know our Dad mysteriously disappeared during the big Maine Blizzard, leaving Mom with the formidable task […]
