For months now I’ve been foolishly deluded into thinking I was invisible. Every time I ventured out with Asa, people would surround him while ignoring me. I thought for sure I was inadvertently doing something wrong and making people ignore me. But then it occurred to me the problem is not what I’m doing, but […]
Asa here. I don’t know why Chuck Billy wrote such a negative blog about Independence Day. Quite frankly I think it was the best holiday yet! We began our celebration by attending a friend’s delicious cookout. Unlike our parents who don’t like to share their table food with us, the children at this party were […]
Independence Day is the worst holiday! It defies all reason. Why would anyone take an awesome holiday celebrated with cookouts and going to the beach, and ruin it with explosions and the sky raining fire?! What are humans celebrating their independence from – their sanity? Making this holiday even more confusing is the ironic fact […]
Summer is officially here as evident in the tourists seen around our neighborhood. It all started with a porcupine taking up residence in our brush pile. Ok, I admit I’m a little upset that Dad said I’m no longer allowed to add sticks to the pile, so as not to disturb Mr. Porcupine’s summer sojourn. […]
My parents clearly don’t enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Each week they grumble about Garbage Day. But for me that’s the best day of the week! The festivities begin with Mom making a trash bag piñata using the kitchen garbage. Asa and I fill with anticipation as she lifts that wonderful smelling bag out […]
As you know, today is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Ever since I was a puppy I knew my Dad must have a really important job. Why else would he be away from ME for so many hours a day?! Therefore my Dad must be a Super Hero! Here’s the evidence: 1. Obsessed with […]
I stand corrected. This past winter I complained that playing fetch in 4+ feet of snow was the worst experience of my life. That is before I had to play fetch in overgrown grass. You see Mom and Dad have been busy lately, and haven’t had a chance to mow the lawn. Now don’t get […]
On the morning news I heard that recently a possible Great White Shark was spotted a mile off the coast of Wells, Maine. Well this is an awkward predicament. As you know from our Dog Friendly Places Reviews, we frequently visit Wells Beach. Asa usually doesn’t swim out that far, and prefers the shallow waters […]
I have to admit I have a bit of a dilemma this Father’s Day. Should I tell my biological father, Eclipse, that Momma Sage cheated on him with Asa’s father, Spenser? Maybe I could avoid the awkwardness of telling him myself, and instead just have us all go on the Maury Povich Show? I suppose […]
Pssst. It’s me Asa. I’m under the couch. Ok, I admit it I’m stuck under here. Not sure how it happened. I fit under here with no problem last week. The reason why I’m whispering is because I don’t want Mom to take a picture of me in this stupid situation. You see I was […]
