On the afternoon of Thursday, January 18, 2024, a witness reported unusual activity in our kitchen. There was kibble vomit on the floor in front of the crate, and Asa was feverishly working to hide the evidence. He was soon joined by an accomplice also trying to cover up this crime against kibble, Chuck Billy. […]
Yesterday, January 21st, was Squirrel Appreciation Day. Dogs, would you believe there was a time they were more than simply appreciated? People welcomed squirrels into their homes as pets! Yes, you read that correctly. Even more shocking, according to numerous sources, during the 1700s and 1800s squirrels were the most popular pet in the United […]
Today the temperature is below freezing hovering around 20ºF / -6ºC, and it is only going to get colder over the weekend. Yet inside it is warm, and the sun is shining outside, giving Asa and myself the false impression that it is ok to go out and play. After all, we finally have a […]
Welcome to the 7th Annual Golden Tail Wags Awards, where we celebrate the weird and wonderful things we saw, and friends we’ve made, while going on adventures last year. However, unlike other award shows where you get celebrity hosts, you get us – Chuck Billy and Asa! Your intrepid explorers with active imaginations! Rest assured […]
According to the experts, today is “Ditch Your New Year’s Resolution Day!” Apparently by January 17th many humans give up on their resolution, and get back to their old habits. But that’s only because they don’t have Asa as their personal coach cheering them on to continue with their goals. Therefore today I’m sharing a […]
Normally I don’t pay attention to what is on the tv, unless of course I picked the show. However, the other day something on it caught my attention. There was a person saying, “Don’t dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want.” This got me thinking, what if this applied to […]
I see in the headlines that there’s going to be a parade on Saturday for the University of Michigan. That is awesome! Beyond my wildest dreams, really! I just wish they included me! Asa: Why would the 2023 National Championship football team include you? Chuck Billy: Wait? The parade is for their football team? I […]
It is a well known fact for most musicians that not every song makes the final cut when releasing a new album. This also holds true for Asa. Well he hasn’t actually released an album…yet. But he does have song parodies that he wrote a while ago, that he hasn’t shared yet. Take for example […]
Investigation Report by Detective Chuck Billy. While out on a routine patrol shift, I heard a loud gasp, and immediately rushed in to help. When I arrived, I found Mom looking rather upset staring at an empty gift box under the Christmas tree. I immediately began questioning Mom about her missing gift. According to her, […]
Want to know the best part about the recent snowstorm? I have my fetch buddy back! Although we use a brightly colored ball year round, Asa sometimes has difficulty tracking it to play. Don’t get me wrong. He still has enough vision to enjoy playing the game. However, there are times Asa gets frustrated, what […]
