Did you hear that noise? The Great Squirrel must be up to his tricks again. What’s this? You don’t believe in the Great Squirrel! I’ve seen him myself! Gather round, and I’ll tell you the tale. It was a cold autumn twilight. I was taking my Dad for one last walk on the lonely country […]
On Friday I mentioned my 2023 parody of Thin Lizzy’s classic, “The Boys Are Back in Town.” After reminding her of my twist on the lyrics, my manager, Llily Llama, thought I should take a page from Taylor’s playbook, and rerelease it. So without further delay… The Goldens Are Back (October 10, 2023) Guess who […]
Hi Chuck Billy! This weekend will mark 10 months since you crossed Rainbow Bridge. Yet on our recent trip, you showed us irrefutable signs that you’re still going on adventures with us, especially when we visited our happy place at Quoddy Head State Park in Lubec. On that early September morning, there were a lot […]
I’m not sure if Angel Chuck Billy ever really wanted this tour stop shared. He took his role as manager for Asa’s World Tour of Maine very seriously, meticulously researching each stop along the way. What he didn’t realize was that a place we’ve been visiting for years, actually fit the tour criteria of a […]
Exciting news! During my time away, my manager Llily Llama added a new member to my Asa’s World Tour of Maine team. Introducing my stylist, Llorenzo Llamas! Note the different spelling of Llorenzo. Not to be confused with the star of the 1990s tv series, Renegade. Totally different Llamas. Although I’m really not sure what […]
I’m BACK! I’m still not 100%, but I’m feeling a lot better since my surgery earlier this month. So to celebrate my return, I feel inspired to write a poem! I still look a fright But my time away was a delight It was good to unplug While I healed from that fungal bug I […]
Avast, me hearties! Lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a mighty proclamation! Seein’ as it be Talk Like a Pirate Day, I’ll be usin’ the tongue of me sea-rovin’ brethren to deliver it. Me sawbones of the beasties, aye, the ship’s veterinarian to you landlubbers, done gave me the all clear, so I be […]
Yesterday I shared with you my strange encounter with a chicken parking lot attendant. This was not our first random chicken encounter when out on a hike. Please join me for a hike down memory lane when in 2016 Angel Chuck Billy and I came across this cryptic warning in the woods. Beware of Free […]
Just like the band Spinal Tap, not all the stops on Asa’s World Tour of Maine go as planned. Such was the case on our visit in August to Topsham, Maine. Online the Head of the Tide Park is described as access to the seven mile long Cathance River Corridor Historical Trail. What it doesn’t […]
This past spring I made a stop on Asa’s World Tour of Maine in Oxford, but I didn’t share it. Instead, I had it all planned out that I would use it for the start of the school year in September, since its namesake, Oxford in England, is known for its university. But well, my […]
