Dogs, I know it’s been a long time for a lot of us since anyone has come to visit our homes this year. However, on Christmas Eve you must remember your polite greeting of people training when Santa arrives! Otherwise you risk being perpetually on Santa’s Naughty List. Trust me, I speak from experience! Years […]
I finally understand why after 8 years our apple trees have not given us a bountiful harvest. We have been remiss in our duties by not wassailing our trees! Well that will be corrected this year! According to Anglo-Saxon folklore, Asa and I need to bless our apple trees with cider, song, and toast! The […]
This time of year we are all aware that Santa is judging our every move and deciding if we go on the nice or naughty list. However, who’s watching Santa? And more importantly why does he get to judge us? I’m only asking because after watching a marathon of Rankin and Bass Christmas specials, I’m […]
Christmas is an exciting time for dogs, especially for our brother, angel Lemmy. Recently Mom and Dad were laughing over the time Lemmy woke the entire house on Christmas Eve. It was their first year without our great grandparents, and Grandma wanted the entire family to stay at their old home that night. She envisioned […]
As a Cat Conspiracy Theorist, for years now I’ve been warning dogs about the dangers of Santa’s secret spies, who report back on our missteps during the year. However, it was recently brought to my attention that Christmas cats are even more dangerous than I realize. In fact, they may eat you! According to Icelandic […]
Let’s be honest, most of us won’t be able to be with our loved ones this Christmas, including us. Although Mom is happily decorating, we can tell she’s sad knowing we won’t be able to celebrate with family and friends this year. But one thing Santa and Golden Retrievers don’t like is droopy tails! So […]
Asa is disappointed that they continue to play that song on the radio that gives dogs and bees a bad reputation. You know the song with the lines “when the dog bites, when the bee stings.” We’ve never bitten anyone, and after years of beekeeping our bees have never stung us either. Last year Asa […]
I wasn’t going to share these two signs from my big brother, angel Lemmy, that we received this week. However, when I told Grandma about the second one, she said Lemmy clearly wants to add a couple more stories to the ones I shared on Monday. So who am I to disagree with Lemmy? The […]
My life is going to the gutters with a moral decision. Do I tell Asa the truth, or should I let the happy little fellow believe Santa and his helpers came to inspect the roof? It all started when Dad decided to give Mom yet another romantic Christmas gift. Something that all women dream of […]
Normally on Giving Tuesday we remind folks that there are many ways to help your local animal nonprofits beyond making a financial donation. In the past we’ve shared a long list of ways you can give back by sharing of your time and talents. However, there is nothing normal about 2020. This year animal shelters, […]
