Finally there is scientific evidence to support my theory! In 2019 I made a startling discovery of Martian Cat geolgyphs in Maine, proving my theory that cats are from another planet. However, up until now, the world scoffed at my proof. That is until recently when archeologists discovered a new geoglyph at the world famous […]
Today I thought I’d give you an update on how the hair situation is going with my family. When I last updated you about their Hair Raising Experience in August, Mom had given up cutting her bangs and was growing them out for the Adams Family’s Cousin It look. Well I’m happy to report, she […]
Not to brag, but I will. According to data collected by the National UFO Reporting Center, in 2019 Maine ranked in the Top 5 for UFO sightings! Using the calls and messages reported to the National UFO Reporting Center, combined with state population data, the telecommunications company, SatelliteInternet.com, determined that Maine is one of the highest […]
In order to fully appreciate my side of the following conversation, you need to understand that Asa very rarely barks. Yet the last time he did bark, I foolishly ignored him, which led to my precious beehives being vandalized by raccoons. Therefore, I vowed from that day forward to always react when my little brother […]
You know how every neighborhood has that one creepy house? It may be a bit rundown. Or even completely abandoned. Or perhaps it looks perfectly normal, but there’s just a weird vibe coming from it. Well our neighborhood isn’t any different. However, what makes that house stand out on our street is Mom and Dad’s […]
Leashing up Dad and taking him on neighborhood patrol may seem like an easy task. But in reality it can be quite dangerous with threats both from the ground and sky. During my eight years walking this beat I’ve been dive bombed by a Turkey Vulture, had my precious poop bag stolen by a Hawk, […]
The Maine coastline is dotted with islands, each with its own ghost story, pirate tale, or both! Today we set sail to Appledore Island, located 7 miles off the coast of Kittery, at the Isles of Shoals, to share one such story. Appledore Island is now a remote field station for the Shoals Marine Lab. […]
Well played, Asa. Well played, indeed! I admit he went to extremes to get what he wanted, but I can’t help but admire his ingenuity. I had forgotten what a literal dog Asa is, so I should have been more careful with the wording of the “no new friends in the house rule.” I do […]
Today we are pressing pause on our scheduled post to pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Van Halen was our Mom’s introduction to rock music. She can’t remember when our Uncle bought his first Van Halen album, but instantly the entire family was captivated by his guitar playing. In fact, as a child Mom named […]
When Asa was a puppy, he was convinced that he’d grow up to be a Dire Wolf. No surprise, he didn’t. What is a surprise is we recently learned that a Dire Wolf may have been found in Maine not so long ago. Now I’m not referring to the Dire Wolf craze from a few […]
