Thank you for attending today’s press conference at such short notice. My name is Detective Chuck Billy, and I am the lead investigator, with me is my unwitting assistant, Asa. Where did he go? Oh never mind, I’m sure he’ll turn up. Today I am pleased to announce that not only did I successfully solve […]
This evening yet another town council is having a meeting to discuss tighter restrictions on dogs at their beach. In the past few years, we have seen places we once enjoyed ban dogs entirely, or enact highly restrictive rules, and yet we understand why towns feel they have no other choice but to do it. […]
My Honey Bees are back! After taking last summer off due to colony collapse, I am happy to announce I am once again a beekeeper! In anticipation for their grand arrival, Dad cleaned out my Chuck BEEly Hive to welcome them to Maine. As with my previous colonies, these Honey Bees are from an apiary […]
AC/DC once sang, “It’s a long way to the top if you wanna to rock ‘n roll.” I’m starting to realize just how correct they are as I continue to follow my dream to start a band. At the last headcount I have approximately 80 dogs and a few cats excited to be my backup […]
Dear Readers, because Mom took a personal day off yesterday without asking my permission first, I do not have a post to share with you today. Clearly Mom neglected to read the section in her Training Manual, which I wrote, regarding unexcused absences. Had she been following my guidelines she would have known that before […]
Is your lawn looking a bit ruff this spring? Before you attempt the backbreaking work of rototilling, let us tear up, oops I mean, aerate your yard! No expensive equipment needed. No arduous work required. In fact, we’ll make it a pleasant afternoon. You just throw our ball repeatedly, and Asa and I will happily […]
Dad tries, he really does, but when it comes to Mother’s Day gifts, let’s just say he errs on the side of caution. In the past he has put our names on rather practical gifts for Mom. Don’t get me wrong. She appreciated them all, but they certainly lacked the wow factor. Take for example […]
The out of this world truth about UFOs is about to be revealed! Or at least some of the truth…maybe. In December 2020, the United States government enacted the Intelligence Authorization Act, which called for the release of an unclassified and all-sources report on unidentified aerial phenomenon (UAP), the official military term used for unidentified […]
As you know I take my responsibility as guard dog very serious. However, despite my efforts, I can’t be in two places at once. So when away on neighborhood patrol I like to use my Number Two Security System. No, not Asa. He’s useless when it comes to guarding our home. In fact I’m sure […]
Mom and Dad were bored this weekend, and now Asa and I are paying the consequences for their tomfoolery! They like to play this game every once in awhile where they will talk about the silliest things to see what ads will appear in their social media newsfeeds. Sure enough the bots were listening and […]