It is a well known fact for most musicians that not every song makes the final cut when releasing a new album. This also holds true for Asa. Well he hasn’t actually released an album…yet. But he does have song parodies that he wrote a while ago, that he hasn’t shared yet. Take for example this song that was inspired by a walk on the beach last spring, set to the tune of ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man.” Definitely not one of his better songs. However, due to the recent interest in photos of Asa in his Rex Specs goggles, he thought he’d share this b-side parody, Crazy ’bout a One-Eye Dog.
Rex Specs, big grin
I may even do a silly spin
Tail wag, spry guy (spry guy)
I don’t even need a reason why
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a one-eye dog
Long leash, new collar
And I ain’t got a single dollar
Cute fluff, strut walk
One glance and they want to stop and talk
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a one-eye dog
Top dog, big paws
And I love the sound of applause
Black shades, gold fur
Lookin’ sharp, seeing’s blurred
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a one-eye dog!
