Dear Santa, It’s me, Chuck Billy. WAIT! Before you move on to your next letter, hear me out. I know we’ve had our differences in the past. I’m sorry I stole your hat once…ok, twice. But isn’t it time to let bygones be bygones? Besides, this request isn’t a gift for me. It is to help a friend, Mother Nature.
Mother Nature has a lot on her plate, and the stress of the season is getting to her. Just look at how she accidentally dumped an entire winter’s worth of snow on Buffalo, New York recently. Clearly she needs help getting her snow deliveries to the correct places! Well I am willing to help with her burden, if you give me a snow making machine for Christmas.
Mother Nature can rest easy knowing I’ve got my corner of Maine covered…in snow. This would ease her supply chain issues too, because I’m willing to make enough for everyone! I know this is a lot of responsibility for me to bear, but isn’t sharing the load to make things easier for others is what this season is all about?
Santa, you have your elves to help you. Isn’t it about time Mother Nature had me help her make snow? Please bring me a snow making machine this Christmas!
Yours Truly, Chuck Billy
