Adolescent Asa has reached an all time low.  He somehow got a hold of an old article from GQ on pick up lines, and was inspired to try out some of his own.  How embarrassing!  Would you believe he actually thought these pick up lines would impress girls?

• Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
• Meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
• I must be a Tick, because I’m stuck on you!
• You’re looking quite fetching!
• Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?
• Do you walk here often?
• You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
• Girl, you are so fetch!
• Nice coat. I’m wearing the smile you gave me!
• Did you win Best in Show? Because you sure look like a winner to me!

We really need to keep Asa on a short leash until this phase passes!