Don’t Mention Big Annie

Recently a few people on social media commented about the doll in the St. Patrick’s Day photo that we shared. I really can’t tell you more about her. In fact, I’m forbidden to speak of the doll. You see, that doll is Dad’s kryptonite. Our brave pack leader is afraid of “creepy dolls.” It’s his only flaw, really. Mom, on the other hand, loves dolls, and cherishes this Raggedy Ann doll given to her by a dear friend. So as a compromise, Dad said the doll can remain out, but we cannot acknowledge her presence. Because if anyone has ever watched a horror movie, you know that’s how evil dolls gain their power.

No one knows how she got that hat in this photo.

This especially holds true for Raggedy Ann dolls. It is a well known fact that the scary doll that the Annabelle movies are based on was in reality a Raggedy Ann Doll, and not a porcelain doll as portrayed in the series. Look it up, it’s true! She’s on display at the museum established by the famous paranormal investigators, Ed and Lorraine Warren.

Is it me? Or is she a bit blurry in this photo?

Asa and I have to side with Dad on this one. At night all that thumping and banging Mom hears coming from downstairs that keeps her awake isn’t us. It’s really “Big Annie,” as Mom calls her, moving around at night. Oh dear! I’ve probably said too much! Please disregard this post, and whatever you do, don’t mention Big Annie!

Another word of advice, never make eye contact with the doll!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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