From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

By Chuck Billy's Blog

Asa here. I can’t keep my out of this world secret any longer. Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, is actually an alien! His UFO crash landed in our living room years ago. Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, his bumpy landing gave him a case of amnesia, so he doesn’t remember that he’s from a galaxy far, far away!

Chuck Billy has no idea that he arrived on the UFO that crashed in our living room.

As he gradually regained his spacey thoughts, Chuck Billy started attributing them to Martian Cats. But the far out truth is dogs are from Mars NOT cats! NASA has known this all along. Why else would they name their research robot the “Mars Rover!”

NASA’s biggest coverup hidden in plain view. Well played diverting suspicions by calling it the “Rover.”

Oh and all that talk about being abducted by the aliens while at the vet’s last fall? That was just Chuck Billy rationalizing a failed attempt by his family to bring him home.

What more proof could you possibly want?

April Fool! Chuck Billy really isn’t an alien from a galaxy far, far away. He truly is just a quirky dog with some wild theories about UFOs.

Chuck Billy: Oh there’s a fool here alright, and not just on April 1st. Asa: Fooled you, didn’t I?

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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