Asa here. I can’t keep my out of this world secret any longer. Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, is actually an alien! His UFO crash landed in our living room years ago. Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, his bumpy landing gave him a case of amnesia, so he doesn’t remember that he’s from a galaxy far, far away!
As he gradually regained his spacey thoughts, Chuck Billy started attributing them to Martian Cats. But the far out truth is dogs are from Mars NOT cats! NASA has known this all along. Why else would they name their research robot the “Mars Rover!”
Oh and all that talk about being abducted by the aliens while at the vet’s last fall? That was just Chuck Billy rationalizing a failed attempt by his family to bring him home.
April Fool! Chuck Billy really isn’t an alien from a galaxy far, far away. He truly is just a quirky dog with some wild theories about UFOs.
