Asa here. Are you looking for love this Valentine’s Day, but don’t know where to start? Well you’ve come to the right place! I have the perfect advice to get your Valentine’s Day off on the right paw. After all, my name is a shortened version of cASAnova! Ok, it isn’t. But here’s my advice anyways.**

To get your Valentine’s attention, may I suggest trying one of these pick up lines:

• Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
• Meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
• I must be a Tick, because I’m stuck on you!
• You’re looking quite fetching!
• You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
• Girl, you are so fetch!
• Did you win Best in Show? Because you sure look like a winner to me!

No one can resist these pick up lines. But if you’re looking for a lighter approach. Here are a few jokes to break the ice:

Q: What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and you’ll go places!

Q: What kind of flower should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflower!

Q: What did one font say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re just my type!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.

**The above statements have NOT been tested. Use at your own risk!