For years now, as a renowned Dog Ufologist, I have been sharing updates on my Martian Cats Theory. During that time I have confirmed with the Polish Academy of Sciences that cats should be classified as an “invasive alien species.” I’ve also drawn the connection between the world famous Nazca Lines found in Peru, with cat geoglyphs I personally discovered in Maine. However, until now I’ve lacked the scientific proof. Well brace yourself, I have new evidence to add to my theory of cats’ intergalactic origins!
In December of 2023 a laser communications experiment flying aboard NASA’s Psyche mission beamed back a video to Earth from nearly 19 million miles (31 million kilometers) away of a CAT! Finally the connection I needed using advanced technology, not primitive chalk drawings, that cats are indeed from outer space! The 15 seconds video featuring a cat named Taters, ironically playing with a laser, took less than two minutes to reach Earth in ultra-high definition, faster than most broadband internet connections.
According to the article, “NASA laser message beams video of a cat named Taters back to Earth, and it’s a big deal,” (CNN.com, December 19, 2023), “The cat video was transmitted to Earth from a flight laser transceiver as part of the Deep Space Optical Communications experiment, or DSOC. The technology could one day be used to quickly transmit data, imagery and videos as humans push the limits of space exploration by venturing to places like Mars.” Alright, I admit I added the emphasis to “like Mars” in that quote. But that just underscores the connection I made way back in 2018 that cats are from Mars and are looking for a way to reconnect with their home planet!
To be clear, NASA wants everyone to know that Taters did NOT create the video in space. Rather they claim the 3 year old tabby, who belongs to a Jet Propulsion Laboratory employee, made this video on a couch on Earth. According to the article, “NASA’s Tech Demo Streams First Video From Deep Space via Laser,” (JPL, December 18, 2023), “‘One of the goals is to demonstrate the ability to transmit broadband video across millions of miles. Nothing on Psyche generates video data, so we usually send packets of randomly generated test data,’ said Bill Klipstein, the tech demo’s project manager at JPL. ‘But to make this significant event more memorable, we decided to work with designers at JPL to create a fun video, which captures the essence of the demo as part of the Psyche mission.’” Oh sure, like we are to believe a cat video was chosen for “fun!” What’s more fun than cat videos? Dog videos! But I digress.
This transmission took place in December 2023. So why am I just writing about this now months later in February 2024? It’s proof of the government’s alien cat agenda to distract me! Everyone knows December is a busy time in my household, what with Asa determination to spread Christmas cheer, and me trying to hide so as not to become part of the decorations. They were hoping I’d never learn of this cat video transmitted from space! Well they may have delayed me, but Martian Cats will not prevent me from proving my theory! In fact, it only serves to help expand my research. You have to ask yourself, is there a connection between NASA’s repeated refusals to acknowledge the existence of UFOs, and their work with Martian Cats? This Dog Ufologist says, “YES!”
