Pick It Up: A Hiking Song

It has come to our attention that humans remember things better when set to a familiar tune. Therefore rather than repeat our obvious message of when out on an adventure pick up the poop, in honor of Earth Day Asa wrote a parody to sing on hikes to help remind everyone of this important task. He chose Kiss’ 1983 hit, “Lick it Up,” as his inspiration, because who doesn’t remember where they were in 1983 when then band released their first song without their iconic makeup? Alright, we don’t because Asa and I weren’t born yet, but we hear it was a really big deal. Let’s hope his song parody, Pick It Up, is just as memorable.

Don’t wanna wait ’til this hike is over
Let’s just be glad that they welcomed Rover
Hiking’s a treat, please don’t go and waste it
There ain’t a reason on Earth to leave it
It is a crime to leave poop on the trail!

Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Just do it right now)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Bark yeah)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Come on, Rover)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Ruh Roh)

Don’t need to wait for an invitation
You gotta do it even on vacation
It keeps the trails open and dog friendly
Pick it up, Pick it up
It helps to be environmentally friendly
It is a crime to leave poop on the trail!

Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Just do it right now)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Bark yeah)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Come on, Rover)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Ruh Roh)

Just do it right now (Just do it right now)
Woof yeah (woof yeah) woof yeah (woof yeah), Bark! Bark!

Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Just do it right now)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Bark yeah)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Come on, Rover)
Pick it up, Pick it up, woof, woof, woof (Arrrooooo!)

Since the tune for this song is a throwback to a different time, we hope you don’t mind Asa using this old photo also from bygone days, but with an important sign!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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