Chuck Billy: Asa, could you come over here for a moment? I have a question about that snow you ordered for me. I don’t understand this tracking information. It says rain will be delivered later on today and tomorrow?
Asa: Yes, that’s right. Mother Nature said there would be some assembly required.
Chuck Billy: What? NO!
Asa: Don’t worry. The process is simple. It will begin to fall as snow high up in the clouds. But as it get closer to our yard, it will reach a warmer layer which will cause it to change to rain. We just need to cool it before it lands to change it back into snow.
Chuck Billy: *scans email* But there’s a warning here if the rain does not have adequate time to refreeze before hitting the ground, it will create a glaze of ice instead of snow! I definitely don’t want ice! What’s the return policy?
Asa: “All sales final.”
Chuck Billy: Well I’m NOT going to accept delivery!
Asa: Fine, I’ll call Mother Nature’s customer service hotline again. But you know this may have something to do with that 2 star rating you gave her earlier this winter!
