Suspicious Characters

On Tuesday afternoon, at approximately 4:45 PM, I received a report of stolen property. The homeowners had gone out to pick wild blueberries in their yard when they discovered a large quantity was missing. They cannot estimate how many were stolen. But did say when they last checked days earlier their bushes were bursting with blueberries that were almost ripe.

Upon careful review of the security footage, I would like to question the following individuals. However, I need the public’s help in locating these suspicious characters. I want to make it clear at this time they have not been accused of a crime. I just want to talk to them about their actions in the area of where the wild blueberries were last seen. If you recognize these any of individuals, please contact me, Detective Chuck Billy, immediately. But do not approach them!

My first suspect is this doe seen sneaking away from the area, followed by her fawn.
She later returned to the scene of the theft, and became quite vocal when she realized she was spotted by the homeowners.
Witnesses saw this fellow heading towards the wild blueberry bushes on the morning of the reported theft. Again, no charges have been filed. I just want to ask him why he crossed the road?
Although I did not catch this suspect red handed, witnesses couldn’t help but notice him trespassing around the property.
Please examine this image closely. I would like to question the turkey hiding her face behind the foliage, while the others appear to be fanned out keeping watch.
Although not seen in the area of the wild blueberry bushes, he was reported as acting squirrelly by one witness.
And finally, I would like to bring this prime suspect in for questioning. Pictured here on the left in this 2016 photo, Asa has a prior conviction of pilfering wild blueberries.
I repeat, if you recognize these suspicious characters, please contact Detective Chuck Billy immediately. But do not approach!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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