Earlier this month, Asa wrote a letter to Santa asking him to play fetch with him on Christmas Eve. He has since read somewhere that humans remember things better when put to a tune of a song. So here is Asa’s musical reminder to Santa of his little Christmas request, along with a few other […]
While scrolling through social media, Chuck Billy and I couldn’t help but notice all the interesting ways humans decorate Christmas trees in an attempt to make them “pet friendly.” Some are placed high on tables, others are missing ornaments on the lower portion of the tree, and some are even put into cages! In honor […]
And so it begins. Mom’s determination to festoon every inch of this house with some sort of Christmas decoration. Even Asa and myself are not spared from her insatiable desire to decorate everything for the Holidays. So while we hide from her merriment, here is Asa’s twist on the Holiday classic “Deck the Halls,” or […]
It has become our annual Thanksgiving tradition to share Asa’s version of Over the River and Through the Woods for you to sing on your journey as you hit the road or fly the friendly skies today. From our family to yours, safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving! Over the river and through the woods, To Grandmother’s […]
I would like to issue my sincere apologies to my neighbors. It has come to my attention that Asa and Mom are not taking their neighborhood patrol duties serious. In fact, I have an eyewitness report that Asa was seen prancing while Mom was singing her favorite walking song a bit too loudly: I’m up […]
Rock star Asa is at it again. This time he surprised fans at a local pet supply store by performing right there in the middle of the aisle his new song, “Nothin’ But A New Toy.” Once again I give my sincerest apologies to fans of the original song by Poison, “Nothin’ But A Good […]
I think we all could use a smile today. So I found this gem in our archives. It’s one of Asa’s first songs, an adolescent angst tribute to his rock eating phase. To all Twisted Sister fans out there, my sincere apologies. Without further ado, here is Asa’s version of I Want a Rock! I […]
This week we’ve seen tweets about blistering hot temperatures across Europe and the United States. We’ve also read posts reminding us that there are only 5 shopping months until Christmas. This inspired Asa to combine the two and write a duet with Mom dedicated to summer and set to the tune of the Holiday classic, “Baby, […]
It’s finally Friday! Time to get some frozen peanut butter and relax by the kiddie pool. Here’s a song by Asa, sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” to get you into the weekend mood. My apologies in advance to any and all fans of the original song, including our grandmother, Babci. Asa’s version is […]
Asa here. Recently a swarm of Honey Bees descended on Market Square in Portsmouth, NH. Chuck Billy was all ready to explain in precise details why Bees swarm. However, it was boring! So I deleted his post. Instead I will explain this phenomenon with my parody of Bon Jovi’s hit song, “Runaway.” For those of […]
