AC/DC is thundering into New England this weekend with their Power Up Tour! But do I have a backstage pass to Gillette Stadium? No. I don’t even have complimentary tickets in the nosebleed section with an obstructed view by the clouds! Shocking right? But when my squeaky toy tour manager, Llily Llama, approached their people […]
On this Earth Day, Angel Chuck Billy would want me to remind you that one gram of dog waste contains more than 23 million units of fecal bacteria that are harmful to humans and other animals. This issue goes beyond causing gastrointestinal problems. In fact the EPA has found that just two to three days […]
Is it just me, or when you log onto social media these days, regardless of the platform, you’re getting inundated with ads, and don’t see your friends easily? Then there’s all the AI generated photos, where if I believe everything I see, there are dogs having picnics on the moon now, and cats driving motorcycles. […]
Guess who’s back, back again? The Piping Plover are back! Tell a friend! Starting on April 1st, many beaches in Maine have very specific Dog Rules to protect these endangered tiny, sandy, grayish brown birds with white bellies, that bring delight as they scurry along the beaches. In the past Angel Chuck Billy has asked […]
It was a typical spring weekend here in Maine, with snow, sleet, rain, and a quick glimpse of sun. While pondering what to do to occupy my time, I heard a bird happily singing. That’s when I realized a sparrow was making a nest on the old Christmas wreath on the front door. I soon […]
It happened again. I was happily conversing with my stuffed animal friends, when Mom surprised me by announcing my dinner was served. Just when I thought I was somewhat getting a grasp on when to alert it was time for dinner, they changed the rules, or at least the clocks on me! Angel Chuck Billy […]
Today’s post goes out with a big thank you to my friend Murphy! Since Angel Chuck Billy crossed Rainbow Bridge, I have not been inspired to write a new parody. I’ve tried. But my heart wasn’t there, so I’ve been sharing old songs. That is until today! I saw Murphy’s new harness which reads, “2 […]
I’ve been thinking a lot about yesterday’s post. My manager Llily Llama and producer Philip Sloth are correct, I need to increase my stage presence and broaden my appeal if I’m ever going to be a rock star. In the book Heavy Metal: A Cultural Sociology, Deena Weinstein talked about the importance of having a […]
After ten years of being a rising rock star, my new manager, squeaky stuffie Lilly Llama, thinks I need to change my approach. Instead of my previous manager, Angel Chuck Billy’s philosophy of write songs then tour, Tour, TOUR; Llily Llama believes I need a strategic business plan, based on academic research, and proven marketing […]
For many dogs, Valentine’s Day is a day of love and loss. Humans give us these wonderful squeaky toys, only to have them tragically go silent before the day is done. The following song parody is dedicated to all dogs starting a relationship with a new toy today. I first wrote it in 2023, but […]
