We got sprayed! Oh it is awful! We’ll never get that smell out! What do you mean skunks are bad, use tomato juice? It wasn’t a skunk. It was a cat! What?! No! It wasn’t us that got sprayed! It was Dad’s car! Seriously, did you really think we’d let a cat spray us? Dad […]
We played with Foxy Mama this morning! There we were plodding along on neighborhood patrol when standing in the road, blocking our way home, was Foxy Mama. She looked almost as surprised by us, as we were to see her. At first Asa mistook her for a cat, and wanted to play with her. But […]
Pssst. Asa here. We interrupt Chuck Billy’s regularly scheduled blog post to bring you his embarassing story. Just now we were outside in the yard, when all of the sudden we could hear dozens of squeaky toys! Flying directly above our yard were Canadian Geese returning from their winter sojourn. It was thrilling to hear […]
My little brother is a hero! There we were enjoying our daily romp in the woods when Asa spied a bit of red peeking up through the snow. I didn’t think it was anything, and kept right on walking. After all Asa is always showing me sticks and leaves he finds in the woods. But […]
The Coyote Brothers are back. They came strolling into town sometime last week. No doubt looking for trouble and to have a good time. I heard them barking and howling last night. This morning I walked my property line with Dad and discovered they have been lurking in the woods just out of plain sight. […]
Today is national “Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day!” So to celebrate Asa and myself will each answer a question from our kitty cousins, Koloa and DeNiro. For those of you wondering why we didn’t also ask Misty, well to be honest she scares us. And since we spend a lot of time at her house, […]
Recently I realized that my inner wolf is getting a bit soft, and that I had completely abandoned my duty of homeschooling Asa on tapping into his innate hunting instincts. So we rounded up Dad and headed off into our woods for a hike. It didn’t take long for me to catch scent that there […]
This is an outrage! I can’t believe Naruto lost his lawsuit! Please excuse my outburst. For those not familiar with Naruto’s legal battle, let me explain. While taking photos of endangered monkeys in Indonesia, wildlife photographer David J. Slater left his camera unattended. Feeling that Slater was not truly capturing his good side, one of the […]
Well as expected Asa made the rookie mistake of not pacing himself and celebrating his birthday with too much exuberance yesterday. So while he recuperates, I’d like to share with you the Legend of the Cat Piñata. It all began many years ago, before I was even born. In fact, I thought it was an […]
Just when I thought my disgusting little brother couldn’t get anymore gross, he outdid himself again! There we were enjoying our morning walk. Dad is still suffering from Buck Fever, so was distractedly gazing into the woods, while I nodded “hello” to Mr. Porcupine scurrying home from a late night out. Then I looked over […]
