Dear Santa, I hope this blog post finds you well, and not holding any ill-feelings toward my brother who put you on his naughty list last week. The reason why I’m writing to you today is because I have a special request for Christmas. I could ask you for a joke book, but I […]
This time of year we are all aware that Santa is judging our every move and deciding if we go on the nice or naughty list. However, who’s watching Santa? And more importantly why does he get to judge us? I’m only asking because after watching a marathon of Rankin and Bass Christmas specials, I’m […]
And so it begins. Mom’s determination to festoon every inch of this house with some sort of Christmas decoration. Even Asa and myself are not spared from her insatiable desire to decorate everything for the Holidays. So while we hide from her merriment, here is Asa’s twist on the Holiday classic “Deck the Halls,” or […]
As we pause to count our blessings today, we’d like to thank YOU! Thank you to each and everyone of you who take the time to read our posts and follow along on our adventures. Your support truly inspires us. We also appreciate that no matter what, you’re willing to come along and join us […]
It has become our annual Thanksgiving tradition to share Asa’s version of Over the River and Through the Woods for you to sing on your journey as you hit the road or fly the friendly skies today. From our family to yours, safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving! Over the river and through the woods, To Grandmother’s […]
In honor of Thanksgiving, I would like to share with you the adventures of the dogs who accompanied the Pilgrims to Plymouth Plantation. Among the 100 passengers and 30 crew members on the Mayflower there were at least two dogs. Unfortunately William Bradford is silent on the contributions of dogs to the new colony in his […]
Well as you can see Mom decided not to return the ridiculous Halloween costume she thought would be perfect for me. Mom, yes I am a renowned Dog Ufologist. Yes, I was very disappointed I didn’t win the lottery so I couldn’t buy my very own rocket ship to explore Mars. And yes, it is […]
I can’t believe Mom and Dad spent the weekend binge watching Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House, when they repeatedly ignore my warnings about the haunted house right in our own neighborhood. In fact, I even wrote about this neighborhood threat last year, long before the popular Netflix series even aired. So without further ado, […]
Dear Mom, I couldn’t help but notice the UPS guy delivered the Halloween costume that you picked out for me. Now before you open that box of horrors, hear me out. I’ve been a good sport over the years. I’ve let you dress me as a pumpkin, a bee, and a caterpillar. I’ve even dressed […]
Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of terror from 2016 describing my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when I heard the sound. I didn’t pay […]
