December 21, 2017 marked the 5th anniversary of the uneventful Mayan Apocalypse. A date that Ancient Alien Theorists were convinced marked the onset of an Alien invasion, or at least the end of the world. You have to ask yourself, is it a coincidence that there’s been an increase in UFO sightings on the 5th […]
‘Twas the day after Christmas when all through the place, A Golden Retriever had a smile on his face. His presents were strewn all over the floor, He’s not on the Naughty List anymore! Mamma didn’t believe it, and neither could Dad, They thought he had been oh so very bad. But what with their […]
“Christmas: it’s not the giving, it’s not the getting, it’s the loving.” ~ Jim Davis, A Garfield Christmas Special Wishing you and your loved ones, both with four legs and two, a Christmas filled with simple joys, happy memories and Golden moments! Merry Christmas! Love, Chuck Billy & Asa
Ok, so I may not have been completely honest with all of you. The reason I’m perpetually on Santa’s naughty list has nothing to do with me stealing his hat while taking a selfie, nor does it have anything to do with the creepy elf or cats spying on my behavior. I may have accidentally […]
Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play. I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side. Even I’d rather snuggle by the pellet stove than play fetch in this weather. At least on the bright side, Mom and Asa are in […]
While helping Mom decorate, Asa was inspired to rewrite Christmas carols. Normally I’d protest such silly behavior. However, even I couldn’t resist singing along to Asa’s twist on this Holiday classic. So without further ado, here is Asa’s version of Deck the Halls or as we call it, “Deck the Dogs!” Deck the Dogs with […]
Has anyone else noticed the eerie similarity between Cats and creepy Elves? No, not in appearance! But I couldn’t help but notice that they share many characteristics. Cats and Elves both sit unmoving in various locations around our homes, silently staring long enough to give you an unsettled feeling, and judging your every move. Also they […]
For years I have been haunted by an innocent mistake I made as a puppy. I stole Santa’s hat. When I was a mere pup of 11 months old, Mom and Dad took me to get my picture taken with Santa, and let’s just say I got a bit overly excited. Come on, who hasn’t […]
Asa and I have reached an important milestone! Mom is trusting us with our very own, fully decorated, Christmas tree! It only took me 5 long years to achieve this goal. No thanks to Lemmy, who sabotaged my first Christmas by decorating a tree with tennis balls! But after years of enjoying the Christmas tree […]
And so it begins again. It is that time of year when Mom loses her mind and insists on turning the entire house into what can best be described as an explosion at Santa’s Village. Seriously, soon every room in this house will be festooned in Christmas decorations. Nothing is safe, not even the bathroom! […]
