While I try to figure out how to get out of wearing my ridiculous bee costume to the Portsmouth Halloween Parade, I’ll let you read about Lemmy’s ingenious plan to get treats one year. I’ve got to hand it to him, this plan was brilliant! I just wish he explained how he got out of […]
If you’re reading this, can you please let me know if it is ok to come out of my bunker? Yesterday on the evening news I saw that they were predicting a Blood Red Moon for last night. To be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole story. As soon as the anchorman said the […]
Yesterday Mom wrote about the upcoming Green Mountain Iron Dog Competition. But what she didn’t mention is that my brother Lemmy was an Iron Dog Champion! In 2008 he participated in the Working Dog Foundation’s Iron Dog. To this day we are still proud of what my goofy big brother accomplished that day. The following […]
Dad is coming home today! He has been away for work, but is due back home this afternoon. Although I missed him greatly, I have to say I handled this situation a lot better than Lemmy ever did. You see, my older brother Lemmy was a bit dramatic, and would methodically go through the five […]
I have to admit I have a bit of a dilemma this Father’s Day. Should I tell my biological father, Eclipse, that Momma Sage cheated on him with Asa’s father, Spenser? Maybe I could avoid the awkwardness of telling him myself, and instead just have us all go on the Maury Povich Show? I suppose […]
“…I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life, To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife; And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover, And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.” ~ John Masefield, Sea-Fever (1913) […]
Today is Good Friday, and although it falls on a different date each year my family will always associate it with the loss of our dear Lemmy. Although my parents did not intentionally pick that date, after a brave battle with Cushing’s Disease, we said goodbye to Lemmy on Good Friday. His disease had progressed […]
Since Asa’s arrival I have been hard at work teaching him what are acceptable items to sink his razor sharp teeth into and what are not. Mom and Dad should really appreciate my efforts because so far…knock on wood…we’ve had very few accidents. But then today Dad goes ahead and puts the most tempting toy […]
Dearest Chuck Billy, We understand how Asa’s behavior can be annoying, and appreciate your patience with him. However, you may not recall you acted the same way towards your big brother when you were a puppy. Day in and day out you would seek Lemmy’s attention, and he would tolerate your antics with little more […]