Gather round my friends, as I share this haunting poem about my Halloween plight that is truly a fright. Asa just ordered our Halloween costumes! Now whereas he enjoys dressing up and looking silly, I do not. Over the years I’ve had to endure being dressed up as a caterpillar, pumpkin, and even a pink […]
Mom and Dad, I’m sure you’re wondering why we called this meeting. Relax! This isn’t the usual talk where we reprimand you for serving dinner late. We can discuss that later. As you know today is National Take Your Dog to Work Day, which falls each year on the Friday after Father’s Day. However, as […]
Once again I put Asa in charge of picking out a Mother’s Day gift. However, based on the recommendations popping up in our social media timeline, I’m a little worried about what Asa has in mind. Take for example this vintage dress from the 1860s… Asa: Whoa! Don’t be so quick to judge! I found […]
Have I mentioned how much I love Daylight Saving Time? Not only do I get fed an hour early, having Mom sleep deprived can lead to delicious treats! Well almost, if in my excitement I didn’t ruin it. Let me explain. Mom was making her breakfast a little while ago, when she reached into the […]
It was a little past midnight. The wind was howling. The house was creaking. Mom was lying awake, as usual. As she listened to the roar outside, she thought she heard a rustling noise in the hallway. She strained to listened. What could it be? After a few moments, she heard it again. Quietly Mom […]
Yesterday Mom and Dad took an unexcused absence. I certainly did not give them permission to take the day off, and Asa is not authorized to sign-off on such things. Yet there we were home alone, while they were off gallivanting. Mom and Dad insisted that it was an “important” errand. However, I cannot imagine […]
Dogs, gather round. Today Asa and I are presenting the class Won’t Look Wednesday Dog Photography 101. These tried and true methods have worked for us in avoiding making eye contact with the camera when posing for a photo. Now I know what you’re thinking, “We don’t need a class. Not looking at the camera […]
According to the Farmer’s Almanac and the Groundhog, last weekend we reached the halfway point between the Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox. So although winter is technically half over, I thought I’d take this opportunity to remind dogs about the importance of taking care of their humans, especially during the long winter months when they […]
On the afternoon of Thursday, January 18, 2024, a witness reported unusual activity in our kitchen. There was kibble vomit on the floor in front of the crate, and Asa was feverishly working to hide the evidence. He was soon joined by an accomplice also trying to cover up this crime against kibble, Chuck Billy. […]
Today the temperature is below freezing hovering around 20ºF / -6ºC, and it is only going to get colder over the weekend. Yet inside it is warm, and the sun is shining outside, giving Asa and myself the false impression that it is ok to go out and play. After all, we finally have a […]
