Mom, I can explain! I know this looks like I’m bullying Asa, but looks can be deceiving! I have an absolutely credible reason for what you just saw. Ummm, let’s see, I was watching Star Trek with Dad and wanted to see if that Vulcan Mind Meld trick really works! You always say Asa and […]
Asa here. For over a year now Chuck Billy has ben accusing me of being a Zombie Puppy. Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not. However, his most recent accusation last week inspired me to do some digging of my own into Chuck Billy’s background, after all May is Zombie Awareness Month. Little did I realize […]
Beware my superstitious friends, today is Friday the 13th, and not just any Friday the 13th. Today is the ONLY Friday the 13th for all of 2016, AND it falls during May which is Zombie Awareness Month! Coincidence? I think not! Obviously Zombies will be more active today. But before you panic, there is hope […]
For months now I have been convinced that my little brother is a Zombie Puppy. But after watching a documentary on Vampires, I’m beginning to have second thoughts. Perhaps Asa is actually a Vampire Puppy! After careful consideration Asa seems to have more in common with Vampires than Zombies. Zombies walk with an awkward gait. […]
I found a way to scare my little brother, Asa! Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Despite being well past the teething stage, Zombie Puppy still can’t resist chomping down on me. What if I totally scare the little guy into thinking he really did turn me into a Zombie Dog?! I stumbled upon this unattended basket […]
Asa here. Yet again I feel the need to take over Chuck Billy’s blog to write about something I feel strongly about – Stop the Cruelty to Zombies! Last night Mom and Dad watched yet another offensive Zombie movie. While they scared themselves silly, I found myself getting upset with the unfair treatment of Zombies. […]
I have to admit I’m very impressed with how Asa used losing his puppy teeth to his advantage. It all started one day when we were out in the yard. Mom heard him making a grinding noise and thought that he had a rock in his mouth. But upon hearing the “Drop It” command, Asa […]
Dear Mom and Dad, would you please stop calling me embarassing nicknames when we are out in public?! I am a grown dog now, with responsibilities. Heck, I even have a blog! So please resist the urge to call me “Chuckles” and the even far more dreaded “Chuckle Bum” while out in public. If you […]
Have you ever noticed how similar teething puppies are to zombies? Let’s start with the obvious, they each have a desire to sink their teeth into human flesh. Luckily Asa doesn’t want to eat Mom, but one look at her hands and you can see he’s tasted his fair share of flesh. Next the awkward […]
