After weeks of not having anyone come to the house, we finally had a visitor! UPS delivered a package! Ok, so he didn’t stop to visit. We just watched from the window. But it was very nice of him to deliver that box. So nice, in fact, Asa decided to write a song to the tune of “Candy Man,” to thank UPS. Our apologies to fans of Sammy Davis Jr.’s original version.

Who can make the day shine (who can make the day shine)

With a box or two (with a box or two)

Deliver it with a smile and dog treats too

UPS! (UPS!)

Oh UPS can! (oh UPS can!)

UPS shines making staying home easier

And makes the world safer (and makes the world safer)

Who can take an order (who can take an order)

And bring it to your door (and bring it to your door)

Beeps the horn to tell you that the truck is stopping by

UPS! (UPS!)

Oh UPS can! (oh UPS can!)

UPS shines making staying home easier

And makes the world safer (and makes the world safer)

UPS gives frontline workers a break

Keeping people home at a distance

Fulfilling people’s online wishes

While dogs just send them kisses

Who can make staying home (who can make staying home)

Easier to bear (easier to bear)

Keeps us social distancing while delivering our treats

UPS! (UPS!)

Oh UPS can! (oh UPS can!)

UPS shines making staying home easier

And makes the world safer (and makes the world safer)

UPS gives frontline workers a break

Keeping people home at a distance

Fulfilling people’s online wishes

While dogs just send them kisses

UPS! (UPS!)

Oh UPS can! (oh UPS can!)

UPS shines making staying home easier

And makes the world safer! (and makes the world safer!)