The Best of Asa’s Goofy Golden Jokes

By Chuck BillyAugust 16, 2019Chuck Billy's BlogEmbarassing Situations

According to what’s trending, today is National Tell a Joke Day. Who makes up these national days anyways? Well whether this is a real holiday or not, Asa wanted to celebrate by sharing a few of his favorite jokes. Again, don’t blame me for this post. Blame whoever came up with National Tell a Joke Day, and then told Asa!

I once spent 24 hours in a meadow.
I had a field day!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!

Why did the dog only wear two boots?
There was just a 50% chance of snow!

Why don’t lobsters share?
Because they’re shell fish!

What do you call a dog that’s afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!

What did the last bush to bloom say?
Last bud not least!

Happy National Tell a Joke Day!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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