Thank you for attending my press conference regarding the mysterious metal object that fell from the sky and almost hit a police officer at the Maine State Capitol last Friday. I would like to begin by stating for the record that the anonymous tip that the metal object was a part from my rocket ship is false. As you can see, my spaceship remains grounded in the living room until Dad gives Asa the ok to saw a hole in the roof to launch it. The anonymous tipster simply wanted to distract the federal investigators from the true source.

Speaking of federal investigators, although I can understand why the Federal Aviation Administration is looking into the possibility that it fell from a trans-Atlantic jet, they really should include me, Maine’s only renowned Dog Ufologist, on their team. Because although the estimated 6 to 7 pounds mysterious object almost struck a Capitol Police Screener, he was clearly not looking up to notice the UFO hovering over the Maine State Capitol building.

In fact, not only do I know it came from a UFO, I have the proof that this recent incident is just one in a long series of events proving that Maine is an extraterrestrial vacation hot spot! As outlined in my May 2022 post, “Out of This World Tourist Tradition Continues,” intergalactic tourists have been visiting my favorite state in the summer for years.

Now before anyone interrupts my press conference with their silly comments, about “take me to your leader,” and the connection to the Maine State Capitol as the scene of this event, I want to state for the record this has nothing to do with aliens being star struck by our state leaders. They were simply flying over Augusta on their way to explore the Lakes Region of Maine. For you see up until now, their UFOs have been mostly spotted over the popular coastal tourist areas, but it is about time they explore the inland attractions of Maine as well.

It is unfortunate though that their unidentified flying object turned into an unidentified falling object! Like all vacationers traveling from away or in this case far, far away, they really should have checked the maintenance on their vehicle before traveling, because someone could have got hurt! We don’t want a Roswell incident here!