Valentine Advice from cASAnova

Asa here. Are you looking for love this Valentine’s Day, but don’t know where to start? Well you’ve come to the right place! I have the perfect advice to get your Valentine’s Day weekend off on the right paw, or even the left one! After all, my name is a shortened version of cASAnova! Ok, it isn’t. But here’s my advice anyways.**

To get your Valentine’s attention, may I suggest trying one of these pick up lines:

  • Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
  • Meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
  • I must be a tick, because I’m stuck on you!
  • You’re looking quite fetching!
  • You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
  • Girl, you are so fetch!
  • Did you win Best in Show? Because you sure look like a winner to me!

No one can resist these pick up lines. But if you’re looking for a lighter approach. Here are a few jokes to break the ice:

Q: What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What kind of flower should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflower! 

Q: What did one font say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re just my type!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.

**The above statements have NOT been tested. Use at your own risk!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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