Asa here. First off, I’d like to report that Mom’s surgery went well and she is resting comfortably. To help her feel better I thought I’d share a song dedicated to Mom’s two favorite activities, listening to Bon Jovi and taking us for walks. Don’t worry Mom, you’ll be up again in the pre-dawn hours walking us sooner than you realize! But until then, without further ado, here is my 2016 parody of Bon Jovi’s Wanted Dead or Alive.

It’s all the same, only the days will change

Everyday it seems we’re walking this way

Another day where the mornings are so cold

I’d walk all night just to get back home

I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

Walking day and nighttime

Sometimes we hike, sometimes it’s not for days

And the Squirrels I see always run their separate ways

Sometimes you tell the day

By the time we get up and walk

And times when I’m not walking all I do is sleep

I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

Walking day and nighttime

And I walk these streets, a loaded poop bag at my back

Dad takes my poop, ’cause he might not make it back

I’ve been everywhere in this neighborhood

This street’s a million miles and I’ve walked them all

‘Cause I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

‘Cause I’m a Golden, I got Dad at my side

I’m walking day and nighttime

And I walk day and nighttime

I still walk, day and nighttime

Day and nighttime!