Asa here.  Ok I admit Chuck Billy’s attempt at making a tropical oasis in our backyard wasn’t a complete failure.  He did inspire me to write another song!  This time I’m parodying Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville,” with Peanutbutterville.  I dedicate this song to my big brother’s romance with a missing bacon scented squeaky ball and his recent frozen peanut butter hangover!  My apologies in advance to any and all fans of the original song, including our grandmother, Babci.

Nibblin’ on dog treats,

Readin’ my friends’ tweets,

All about their plans for the summer.

Chewin’ my Nylabone, on my front yard.

Smell those hot dogs,

Hey the neighbors are startin’ their grill.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

But I know, it’s nobody’s fault.

Don’t know the reason,

The ball was here all season,

With nothin’ to show but a broken squeaker.

But it’s a real beauty,

A bacon ball cutie,

how it got lost, I haven’t a clue.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

Now I think,  – Hell it could be my fault.

I ran by my brother,

Caught it on first try,

Told to “come,” had to cruise back home.

But there’s peanut butter in the freezer,

And soon it will render,

That frozen concoction that I can’t resist.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

But I know it’s my own damn fault,

Yes, some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

And I know, it’s my own damn fault.