Well Asa certainly got things rocking when we visited the pet store this weekend. He decided to debut his new song, “Welcome to the Pet Store.” Our sincere apologies to Axl, Slash, and the other members of Guns ‘n Roses for Asa’s reinterpretation of their classic, “Welcome to the Jungle.”

Welcome to the pet store, they’ve got fun and games

They’ve got everything dogs want from squeakies to tasty things

They are the people that can find, whatever you may need

If your Mom’s got money, honey, they’ve got your cookies

At the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Watch it make your ta-ta-ta-ta-tail wag, wag

Ohhh ah, they want to see you wag!

Welcome to the pet store, they’re open every day

If you want it they’ve got the food you need, but there’s a price Mom pays

If you’re a very naughty dog, or one who aims to please

You can taste any treats you want, but you won’t get them for free

At the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Hear that squeak squeak that squeaky toy

Ohh ah, you want to squeak that toy!

Welcome to the pet store, they get more stuffies every day

They know you live like an animal who really loves to play

If you want what you see, they know you’ll squeak it eventually

You can have any toy you want, but you better not take it for free

At the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Watch it make your ta-ta-ta-ta-tail wag, wag

Ohhh ah, they want to see you wag!

And when you’re there you never

Never want to go home

No home, no home, no home, stay!

[Asa’s guitar solo]

You know where you are?

You’re in the pet store, puppy!

You’re gonna shop!

In the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Watch it make your ta-ta-ta-ta-tail wag, wag

In the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Hear that squeak squeak that squeaky toy

In the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Watch it make your ta-ta-ta-ta-tail wag, wag

In the pet store, welcome to the pet store

Mom bring me, bring me now, hoo ah!