My order for snow has finally arrived! While I go out to play in it, I hope you don’t mind if I take you for another stroll down memory lane to Asa’s first winter with us. 2015 was one of the snowiest on record for Maine, and each day following his arrival it continued to […]
Chuck Billy: Asa, could you come over here for a moment? I have a question about that snow you ordered for me. I don’t understand this tracking information. It says rain will be delivered later on today and tomorrow? Asa: Yes, that’s right. Mother Nature said there would be some assembly required. Chuck Billy: What? […]
Recently our friend and fellow Mainer, Tater, challenged Asa to write a parody of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.” So in honor of the glaze of ice from yesterday’s storm, Asa attempted to put his twist on this classic hit. However, a word of warning, this is Asa’s first attempt at a hip hop song, […]
Dear Santa, It’s me, Chuck Billy. WAIT! Before you move on to your next letter, hear me out. I know we’ve had our differences in the past. I’m sorry I stole your hat once…ok, twice. But isn’t it time to let bygones be bygones? Besides, this request isn’t a gift for me. It is to […]
You think that scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds is scary? Imagine being swarmed by moths! Our recent run-in with moths invading my hive reminded me of that time we unwittingly found ourselves starring in our own horror movie – “The Moths!” The Moths (September 2018) It all began one quiet evening with a single […]
How can it possibly be mid-September already? It seems like just yesterday it was June and we were full of hope and promise for a summer full of adventures. You have to ask yourself, did Asa and I fall into an Alien wormhole trap again? This Dog Ufologist says, “YES!” According to the Einstein-Rosen Bridge […]
This is DJ Asa bringing you my classic summer hit parodies to get you through this Monday. So come with me where there are tropical breezes, delicious treats, and lost loves in Peanutbutterville, sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville.” Nibblin’ on dog treats, Readin’ my friends’ tweets, All about their plans for the […]
The heatwave is finally over! But that doesn’t mean our shedding will end anytime soon. So to occupy my time while we wait for Mom to take us out to play fetch again, I’ll share with you Asa’s latest parody to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland!” It is hot, dogs are panting […]
Humans, are you tired of walking on crunchy dry grass this hot summer? Dogs, do you long for the aesthetics of snow but without the cold paws? Well look no further! We have just the deal for you! From the dogs who brought you Build a Golden Retriever and Fur Art for Dogs, we bring […]
We’ve all heard the phrase the “Dog Days of Summer.” But have you stopped to think about where this phrase to describe the hot weather began? Well as your trusted Dog Ufologist, I can assure you the answer is in the stars. Second only to the Sun, Sirius is the brightest star visible from Earth, […]
