As the manager for Asa’s World Tour of Maine, I admit I could have done a better job promoting his career. How Taylor Swift got the Time Magazine cover instead of Asa is beyond me! His summer tour was equally impressive, and he was seen dating a celebrity! His philanthropic deeds may not have been […]
Dear Mother Nature, I am applying to be your new Snowmaking Engineer and Distribution Manager. As we both know, snowmaking is an intricate process that combines science and art, skill and imagination. Well look no further! I’m the right canine candidate for the job! As you will see by my resume, I have extensive experience […]
It is that time of the year when Asa starts parodying Christmas songs. Today’s inspiration comes from an unfortunate incident with a gift I received last Christmas. In fact, he is singing it to the tune of Wham’s “Last Christmas.” Personally, I think Asa is making much ado about nothing. The toy in question did […]
On Sunday morning, December 10, 2023 a convoy will be leaving the small town of Harrington, Maine and headed to Arlington National Cemetery on an important mission to deliver thousands of handmade wreaths to remember our fallen Veterans, honor those who serve, and teach children the value of freedom. Along the way, they will be stopping at schools, veterans memorials and […]
Dog Ufologist notebook research log entry for Wednesday, December 6, 2023. 5:26 AM: Set out for morning neighborhood patrol shift with Asa and Dad. Will return after sunrise to further investigate strange glowing 6 foot tall snowman in neighbor’s front yard. Suspicious no snow on ground, yet there is a snowman smiling at me. And […]
During the Holidays, while you’re addressing cards to friends and family, please consider sending one that will help keep dog bowls filled. Join us in supporting the Christmas Card Fundraiser for No Bowl Empty 2 Pet Food Pantry! Between now and December 31, 2023, they are asking everyone to mail No Bowl Empty 2 a […]
Asa here. As you know in good times and bad, I often turn to music to express my feelings. But today, instead of writing a parody, I’m sharing with you the lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, “Story of my Life.” “This is the story of my lifeAnd I write it every day I know […]
