Not only are the Ants attacking my Honey Bees again, they’ve made my Chuck BEEly Hive into their evil lair! Come on ladies! You were once part of Azzza Hive, my strongest and fiercest hive of Honey Bees! In your old hive you wouldn’t let itty bitty Sugar Ants invade your territory and steal your […]
It’s finally Friday! Time to get some frozen peanut butter and relax by the kiddie pool. Here’s a song by Asa, sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” to get you into the weekend mood. My apologies in advance to any and all fans of the original song, including our grandmother, Babci. Asa’s version is […]
While many of our friends are away this week for tail wagging adventures, I thought I’d share our tale from when our vacation started out like a Stephen King novel! This adventure happened back in 2016, when we explored the Bold Coast of Maine. Don’t worry, unlike most of Steph King novels, this one has […]
To fully appreciate this story you need to know two things about Asa. First, Asa very rarely barks. Second, if Asa gets even the slightest glimpse of his Imaginary Friend, he will wag with delight and quietly sit and stare at him. That’s why a recent outburst directed at his silent friend has us all […]
I once thought Asa and I were a tad bit spoiled when it came to our meals. In fact, I even foolishly thought that on most days we ate better than Mom and Dad. However, in light of recent events I realize I was sadly mistaken. To celebrate their anniversary, Mom and Dad went to […]
Dogs, did your humans leave you home on Take Your Dog to Work Day? Now before you go getting upset and tearing apart their favorite pillow, or start stress eating from the trash, or even change all your owner’s passwords from your name, there could be a very valid explanation. Your owner may have left […]
Asa here. Recently a swarm of Honey Bees descended on Market Square in Portsmouth, NH. Chuck Billy was all ready to explain in precise details why Bees swarm. However, it was boring! So I deleted his post. Instead I will explain this phenomenon with my parody of Bon Jovi’s hit song, “Runaway.” For those of […]
There we were heading home from a romp on the beach when all of a sudden traffic slowed to a crawl. It was too early in the morning for it to be the regular tourist traffic. Also it being a Saturday morning, it couldn’t be road construction slowing us down. That’s when we saw the […]
My neighborhood patrol job is inherently dangerous. In my six years of performing my duties day in and day out, I’ve seen a lot. I’ve saved a dog from getting hit by a car, I’ve been stalked by coyotes along the wood line, I’ve been stared down by a bull, and I’ve even had to […]
We’re taking a stroll down memory lane today to make Mom smile. If Mom had a tail it would be droopy, because she’s missing her Dad, our Grandpa. So I thought I’d make her smile by reminding her of how Asa almost ruined our last Father’s Day spent with Grandpa. Hope you enjoy this post […]