Ode to the Grill: You’ve given me my summer fill, your delicious scents gave me a thrill! But summer has come and gone, and no more will you grace our lawn… The saddest day of the year has arrived. The day Dad puts away the grill for winter. No more delicious smells of grilled hamburgers […]
With the Holiday season right around the corner, I’d like to take a moment to warn my canine followers about a real threat: Cats! Between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day, Dogs visit a lot of homes of relatives and friends to spread Holiday cheer. But what many don’t realize is there is a hidden danger […]
Asa’s in puppy prison. And if Mom had her way Dad would be in puppy prison too. I can’t help but feel bad for the little guy. It all started with Mom taking down the Halloween decorations and replacing them with ones for Thanksgiving. This is the first time in Asa’s short life that he’s […]
Dear Mom & Dad, Asa and I are usually very patient and accommodating with your silly antics and odd behaviors. However, we cannot accept you arbitrarily changing the time this past weekend. We don’t care about your lame excuse that Daylight Saving Time Ended, and therefore the clocks are turned back one hour. This means […]
While I try to figure out how to get out of wearing my ridiculous bee costume to the Portsmouth Halloween Parade, I’ll let you read about Lemmy’s ingenious plan to get treats one year. I’ve got to hand it to him, this plan was brilliant! I just wish he explained how he got out of […]
Gather around, my friends, and I will share with you my tale of Halloween Horror. It all begins innocently enough in a small town in southern Maine, with my family. On the surface we look normal enough. We go about our lives not bothering anyone, wave at the neighbors, and do what any other family […]
For months now I have been convinced that my little brother is a Zombie Puppy. But after watching a documentary on Vampires, I’m beginning to have second thoughts. Perhaps Asa is actually a Vampire Puppy! After careful consideration Asa seems to have more in common with Vampires than Zombies. Zombies walk with an awkward gait. […]
My Nemesis, also known as the Squirrel, has crossed the line! Up until now he has somewhat respected my boundaries by lurking on the outskirts of my yard. But today he boldly ventured into my yard straight to Dad’s box garden, scurried up Mom’s sunflower, and proceeded to start eating it! All while I helplessly […]
Puppy Insomnia is a sleep disorder that is characterized by difficulty falling and/or staying asleep due to living with a puppy, and I have a bad case of it! Dogs suffering from Puppy Insomnia usually have one or more of the following symptoms: Difficulty falling asleep due to a Puppy pestering you. Waking up often […]
I’m about to say something I’ve never said before, nor will I ever say again. Asa is right. He is a Dire Wolf! I’m not sure how the little fuzzball did it, but his prediction that he’d grow up to be a Dire Wolf came true. It is the only logical explanation of recent events. […]
