Wow, Asa is having a really bad week. On Monday he thought he was hallucinating because of the changing colors of the autumn leaves. Then on Wednesday I mistakenly thought he was radioactive. Stupid Google. And now today he became the target for an Alien abduction. If that isn’t a bad week, I don’t know […]
Has anyone else noticed that Asa is glowing in this picture? Yep, I thought so. So I Googled it, and the most logical explanation is Asa is radioactive! According to my findings, his bluish glow could be caused by either getting bit by a radioactive spider in a scientist’s lab or by falling into a […]
Pssst, Asa here. I have an odd question for you. Has anyone else noticed the leaves changing colors lately? It seems like one day they were all green, then the next morning some are yellow, then the following morning there are red and orange mixed in with them. Everywhere I look I’m noticing more and […]
Har, har, har, very funny, Mom. It seems Mom does not appreciate my efforts to protect our family from Squirrels. So she decided to embarrass me by making me wear a ridiculous new collar with pictures of Squirrels on it. But what she doesn’t realize is that I am doing her a great service protecting […]
Despite our subtle hints, Mom and Dad continue to refuse to share their food with us. How they can resist our pleading big brown eyes is beyond me. But because of their selfishness, Asa and I have been left with no other choice than to make a kitchen agility course in the hopes of obtaining […]
Uh oh, looks like Asa spontaneously combusted. Last time I saw him he was happily playing in the living room, and now all that is left are clumps of his fur everywhere. I really shouldn’t be surprised by this. Every year millions of puppies spontaneously combust, but no one ever talks about it. After all, […]
Recently Grandma was telling me all about the benefits of the yoga classes that she and Grandpa take. Apparently when you age you lose flexibility and balance. Well this got me thinking, what if I’m not as bendy as I once was? So to my puppy photo album I went, and much to my horror […]
I bet you’re wondering why I’m hanging out in Asa’s crate today. It is because my disgusting little brother struck again. You see during the night he had an upset tummy while in his crate. At first I thought nothing of it, because after all he was safely locked in with it. What harm could […]
If you’re reading this, can you please let me know if it is ok to come out of my bunker? Yesterday on the evening news I saw that they were predicting a Blood Red Moon for last night. To be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole story. As soon as the anchorman said the […]
Yesterday Mom wrote about the upcoming Green Mountain Iron Dog Competition. But what she didn’t mention is that my brother Lemmy was an Iron Dog Champion! In 2008 he participated in the Working Dog Foundation’s Iron Dog. To this day we are still proud of what my goofy big brother accomplished that day. The following […]
