The following is a conversation between myself and Asa regarding the delivery of a surprise box of Wüfers cookies, with no note as to who sent it.

Chuck Billy: Step away from the box. I repeat step away!

Asa: Why? The Easter Bunny is probably practicing social distancing again this year, and sent them to let us know he’s thinking about us. Besides, you’re always complaining about how he hides your kibble in the living room every year. This year we have egg shaped cookies!!!

Chuck Billy: How do we know this isn’t part of some secret alien agenda?

Asa: Because they are COOKIES!

Chuck Billy: Exactly! Everyone knows the Easter Bunny brings eggs!

Asa: Maybe they’re not from the Easter Bunny or extraterrestrials. Maybe they are from a secret admirer?

Chuck Billy: Well yes, everyone does admire me. So that does seem plausible.

Asa: Well whoever sent us these surprise Wüfers Easter cookies, THANK YOU! They are eggs-cellent!