Asa here. On this first day of April, I can’t keep my out of this world secret any longer. Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, is actually an alien! His UFO crash landed in our living room years ago. Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, his bumpy landing gave him a case of amnesia, so he doesn’t remember that he’s from a galaxy far, far away!
As he gradually regained his spacey thoughts, Chuck Billy started attributing them to Martian Cats. But the far out truth is dogs are from Mars NOT cats! NASA has known this all along. Why else would they name their research robot the “Mars Rover!”
Oh and remember all that talk about being abducted by the aliens while at the veterinarian’s animal hospital last fall? That was just Chuck Billy rationalizing a failed attempt by his extraterrestrial family to retrieve him.
