I went to the town of Limerick. This was not Llily Llama’s silly trick. It’s part of my tour. I hope it won’t bore. So I’ll make this visit really quick! Town historians say Native Americans called it Ossipee. But sold it to someone not on the family tree. Settled in 1668. Colonists thought it […]
G’day Mate! Today Asa’s World Tour of Maine brings you to the land down under, Sidney! I came with a strange llama, who made me nervous. She took me there after we had breakfast. And she squeaked, “Sidney’s not named for the land down under…” WAIT?! Stop the singing this poorly paraphrased version of the […]
This week Asa’s World Tour of Maine is rolling into Cornish, Maine. For thousands of years the land here along the Ossipee and Saco Rivers was used by Native Americans. In 1665 British colonist, Francis Small, established a trading post where the Sokokis Trail (Route 5), the Ossipee Trail (Route 25) and the Pequawket Trail […]
Hello all you hot dogs and cool cats! This is DJ Asa bringing you my classic hit parody from 2017 to get you through the dog days of summer on this Music Monday! So come with me where there are tropical breezes, lost squeaky loves, and delicious frozen treats in Peanutbutterville, sung to the tune […]
It’s Finally Friday! I don’t know about you, but this week seemed extra long to me. Time to grab the leash and get outside for a walk! And you’re in luck, because I have the perfect walking song parody. Inspired by Def Leppard’s “Let’s Get Rocked,” here is my paw thumping, pavement pounding version of […]
Yesterday I shared Dad’s awkward work from home conversation caused by my excessive panting. Today I share with you the song I wrote regarding another sound Dad’s coworkers are a lot more accustomed to hearing. Although there’s a strict rule of no squeaky toys in the office, sometimes a dog just has to squeak! Therefore, […]
During my visit to Fort Ticonderoga, I learned step by step how to use an historic cannon, which gave me a brilliant idea for my world tour! Now before I go any further, I want to remind everyone that cannons are loud! So if you’re a dog visiting this living history museum in New York, […]
Sometimes I find it difficult to juggle my career as an up and coming rock star, with my obligation to continue my brother’s important research as a dog ufologist. However, other times, as luck would have it, both worlds collide. Case in point, recently I was at Hampton Beach, New Hampshire to see if the […]
It has occurred to me that if I’m going to make it as a rock star, I need to understand all aspects of a successful tour. Well as luck would have it, Gene Simmons, of the legendary rock band Kiss, the man who can market anything and everything and make it successful, has just the […]
AC/DC is thundering into New England this weekend with their Power Up Tour! But do I have a backstage pass to Gillette Stadium? No. I don’t even have complimentary tickets in the nosebleed section with an obstructed view by the clouds! Shocking right? But when my squeaky toy tour manager, Llily Llama, approached their people […]